Did you know that John Profumo was not given the boot because of his affair with Christine Keeler but because he lied in Parliament about it.
Well, after my promise to you only yesterday, it looks like I too have been caught out. Now, I'm not blaming Andrew Titley (more of him in a later blog,) it could have been anyone who exposed me to the press but it seemed strange to me that I met him today just before I was caught doing my latest covert training technique by the papparazzi.
In fear that I will be in Sunday's News of the World, sports paper L'Equipe or even heaven forbid, Monday's Examiner, I have decided to confess to you and throw myself upon your mercy. I own up. No more secrets, I promise.